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Saturday, May 24th, 2003
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1:40 am
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Wow! I haven't updated in a long time. I've been trying to convince Ronald not to resign from his job as the McDonalds main mascot. I tried everything in my power to get him to stay, but he just wants to pose for adult role play magazines. That poor lost soul. God help him on his journey to find who his true self is!!
Oh, remember Rhakeen and Shaniqua? It turns out they bought a phone for their tiki the other day. The phoned me while I was out with Birdie (we've been going out for like more than a month!!!!!!) and I called them back. Turned out they didn't have an answering machine, yet! Well, they called back and they told me the McDonalds near them was doing great. That's such wonderful news. :D
current mood: amused current music: Traditional Hungarian hyms
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| Friday, April 18th, 2003
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12:19 am - Oh Birdie words can not describe the burning desire i have for you
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I got pictures of my girlfriend developed, that's an especially hot one. I got the picture of her birdie butt when she wasn't looking. ;)
current mood: horny current music: THE BUZZCOCKS!
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| Thursday, April 17th, 2003
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5:25 pm - Back from Africa!
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Hello! I just came back from a convention in Africa to end world hunger. We are going to set up McDonalds all over Africa! Isn't that great? Here are some children I met, their names are Rhakeem and Shaniqua
Their dream was to eat at a McDonalds at least once in their lives, and now that dream is coming true. HURRAY FOR THE MCDONALDS CREW! Burger King would never do that!

That's just the McDonalds crew chilling in the African airport waiting for the flight home. PHEW! Ending world hunger is a tough job!
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| Tuesday, April 15th, 2003
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2:39 pm
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12:33 pm
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hey ya'll, i'm newish. haven't gotten around to this. i would like to join hamburgler in his evilness. but shh no one else knows.
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